Are You Dumber Than a Toddler?

The automotive-industrial complex is banking on the answer to that question being “Yes,” and it is doing what it takes to make sure it stays that way.

On Sesame Street, they used to do “One of These Things is Not Like the Others.” Well, take a gander at that diagram up there, which comes from the website of the National Ethanol Vehicle Coalition — i.e., the car corporations and the corporate corn farmers.

See anything missing?

Hint #1: It’s the exact thing that “e85 fuel” is supposedly going to free “us” from.

Hint #2: Do corn plants pop up like weeds, and also spontaneously grow, harvest, transport, mill, and distill themselves?

Hint #3: The masters of our investors-first society are counting on training you to keep flunking this test.

If you haven’t already seen it, take a look at the new wave of “from gas-friendly to gas-free” advertising from General Motors (click through to page 2 in the “Chevrolet” sub-section and look at “Chevy Fuel Solutions”) . The anti-schooling, the planned implantation of fundamental ignorance — it’s a classic big business marketing strategy (shift the context + “look over there, not here”), but it has never been more appalling or dangerous to humanity.

Hint #4:

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One Reply to “Are You Dumber Than a Toddler?”

  1. We want to believe that the alternatives will free us from being dependent upon oil and your right we have been conditioned to believe what is put in front of us is the best and only alternative. How do we change what we have become addicted to that of gasoline and the cars we drive at any cost to ourselves and society.

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