AARP, Shut the Hell Up!

Politics and marketing make Satanic bedfellows.

Witness the remarkably dishonest and harmful “Divided We Fail” advertising campaign being pushed by the hateful and corrupting American Association of Retired Persons.

In the ad-episode presently running on CNN, the voice-over claims AARP favors “financial security for all Americans.”

Balderdash, in the ultimate extreme.

Take a look at the “platform” page for this evil rearguard lobbying scam. There, you see that the AARP’s definition of “financial security for all Americans” means not income and wealth redistribution and/or repeal of our notoriously pro-business labor laws, but merely “financial incentives to save,” plus this lovely gem:

Americans of all ages should have access to tools to help manage their finances, and save for the future and better, easy to understand information to help them increase their financial literacy and manage their money wisely.

See? It’s like Steve Martin’s old self-help advice on “How to Make a Million Dollars” — Step 1. Get a million dollars…

And health care “for all”? You guessed it: By that, the AARP simply means the “opportunity” to purchase “affordable” insurance. How either end of that will ever materialize without single-payer public health insurance, the AARP, remaining squarely opposed to the “partisan” (as it would serve the masses not the overclasses) idea of single-payer, does not say.

In reality, the four main “partners” in this AARP assault on the window of opportunity we now have (with the “bipartisan” status quo of using high office to obstruct popular reforms being even less popular than ever) include not just the addlepated SEIU, but the Business Roundtable and the super-reactionary National Federation of Independent Businesses!

No wonder “Divided We Fail” lists in its core principles the counterfactual, dogshit insistence on “finding bipartisan solutions.”

No genuine and serious proponent of ordinary people’s interests should come with a mile of this steaming pile of worse-than-hopeless political trickery. Why rescue the Republicans and the business Democrats right at the moment when they stand utterly discredited? Why imagine that increased “bipartisanship” would solve any problem, to say nothing of health insurance and economic security for all?

3 Replies to “AARP, Shut the Hell Up!”

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  2. I had a chance to look at the website Divided we Fail it seems rather idealistic. My parents who are retirement age pay for thier medical and it is expensive and the realization that we have rich retired people speaking on behalf of the whole retired ( working still to pay for incedentals like presciptions, food, health care) the golden years are still working years for most of the retired population of America.

  3. “Idealistic”? I prefer Michael’s image of dogshit (or catshit or whatever that animal is) or his phrase “Balderdash in the ultimate extreme”. (His word “candibot” has been my favorite for the past few months!) Outright bald-faced vicious lying in order to divide us (ironic, given the name of their campaign), mislead us, and sell us out to the evilians, their evil overlord paymasters who rake in our cash and enjoy raking in even more in order to keep us from threatening their “secure” position in the status quo. Yes, by “financial security for all Americans” they really mean themselves, though in the end their “security” is only as stable as the system that they know, deep down in their very heart of hearts if they have one, is approaching oblivion. Hence the AARP’s campaign, a desperate attempt to draft us into saving their system by being all nicey-nicey and helping the evilians stay afloat a little longer. Either that, or I got up on the wrong side of bed this morning.

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