Those are the interest rates, “based on creditworthiness,” on the pending Apple Card, as oh-so-helpfully backed by your friends and mine at good old Goldman Sachs.
Such, it turns out, are the “interest rates that are among the lowest in the industry .”
“A new kind of credit card,” they say. “Doing things in a whole new way,” they say.
Or maybe just a sign that Apple can’t think of anything other than this to do with its ocean of unused cash?
A quarter trillion ROFLs.